WE HYPE: THE ANTICS OF CHARLIE SHEEN By: Stephanie...

12:21 pm - Mon, Mar 7, 2011: 11 notes

WE HYPE: THE ANTICS OF CHARLIE SHEEN
By: Stephanie Leke

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. You are a publicist’s worst nightmare. Between the crazy antics, your “goddesses,” and apparent drug use, any publicist would have immediately had you committed to rehab and made you issue a statement saying you’re getting help. Since you clearly don’t have one at the moment or they’ve just given up and are waiting out the storm before the real damage control starts, you’ve been free to do just about anything which has resulting in one surprising outcome. Despite the fact that you’re clearly off your rocker, you are (no pun intended) WINNING.

How so? Well, I’m just going to state the obvious:

1. You’ve pretty much now coined the term “winning.” A word that has been around and used forever has become your catchphrase and now whenever it’s said, you’re the first person thought of. Does this mean anytime it’s used during sporting events, we can expect the dull roar of snickering from the crowd? I’d probably be guilty of doing so.

2. For someone who was just fired, you are everywhere and on top of all that, you’re show had the highest ratings on television despite the fact that it was a rerun last week.

3. You basically just owned Twitter in the face. For someone who just started using Twitter a week ago, you already have over 2 million followers and have some of the most epic tweets I’ve ever read (I think you’re giving Kanye a run for his money). The fact that your mini bio at the top of the page reads, “Born Small…Now Huge…Winning…Bring it…! (unemployed winner…)” is gold in itself. Also, tweets like, “This Warlock is in the breach. Poised. T - minus 51 mins. read my tigerblood dripping lips; you’ve been warned” are just winners in themselves. I don’t even know what that tweet is supposed to mean.

4. Tigerblood. I don’t think I really need to delve into that at all. It pretty much just speaks for itself.

All in all, Charlie Sheen, I commend you for keeping it real (as you so eloquently stated that you will continue to do), giving us all a glimpse into your “greatly evolved” mind, and showing us what many years of drug use can do to a person. Thank you for enlightening us.

On a final note, because it is Music Monday here at Young & Hyp, I leave you all with Charlie Sheen being given the Dubstep treatment.